Sam Dodd
@Doddstep
Photographer, Drummer interested in Aviation and Motorsport.
Dit vind je misschien leuk
Neighbours are away & the house-sitter asked me for help with the back door that was stuck. Grabbed GT85 lubricant, fixed the sliding bolts, & while she was distracted, I lubricated the creaking hinges on their front door that have been driving me mad for 3 years.
no you don't understand this was INSANE when it came out. Literally everyone, EVERYONE was singing this stupid little song- myself included. The Simpsons Movie was a cultural reset and I really should watch it again soon 🐖
Fell down a bank earlier trying to unfold the mirror on my lorry. Full of stinging nettles. Fuck today
When you arrive at FFD and a Buff launches right in front of you. Absolutely epic
I had to take my child to A&E today. As we stood in the entrance doorway, I treated myself to a final outdoor fart before stepping inside, and lavishly and spectacularly shit myself. I now need to sit in this for the next 6 hours while waiting for the NHS to do it's thing. Go me.
POV: you're Claudia Winkleman at the British Grand Prix #TheTraitors #BritishGP
2 guys are on a boat with 3 cigarettes but nothing to light them with. So they throw one cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
0040am and there's pricks letting the loudest fireworks I've ever heard off that have been going off since before midnight. Honestly would like to go and shove them up their asses very soon
Happy new year. Our fucking cat has gone missing. Feel sick to death with worry 😞
I play a game called "How long can I keep the listerine in my mouth for". Today I did some recycling. I met a neighbour on the way who wanted to chat. Had to swallow it. Feel terrible.
mad seeing people you went to school with driving electric cars
Huge tree down yesterday on my travels. Road blocked, no one going anywhere. Overtook the lot, pulled up along side. Crane out on the truck grabbed the whole tree out the way. Road open. Bosh. Local hero saves Christmas and all that 💪😂
Apology rejected. It’s the best thing ever. You should be promoted if anything x
Carpenter here. Fitted a new kitchen in my house and convinced the wife we needed lower worktops so the kids don't struggle to reach things. Actually, it's so I can have a piss in the sink at night save walking upstairs.
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