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@DoesNotMiss

In real life, if he's quick and smart and nasty enough -- the BAD guy wins!

“Honestly, if you’re going to be in line ahead of me at Starbucks and you order some bullshit millennial drink that is a paragraph to order, you deserve to die. So the mess this morning.. really not my fault.”


“Oh I have. So does that mean what does kill you makes you weaker? Because, thing is.. I killed you.”

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“... not funny!”

Right on target.



“If I had a scarlet zombie ninja fetish I’d be in heaven right now. Probably explains why I’m hearing about so much Horn Head activity.”


“Oh, struck a nerve did I? I know I hit a ventricle at minimum. Heh.”

Right on target.



“Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil Going with the flow, it's all a game to me.” youtu.be/vcf7DnHi54g

DoesNotMiss's tweet image. “Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil
Going with the flow, it's all a game to me.” 

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“Every day of the week and twice on Sunday.”


“Hmm.. what? Sorry. I zoned out remembering a sweet moment.”

DoesNotMiss's tweet image. “Hmm.. what? Sorry. I zoned out remembering a sweet moment.”

// I demand the Daredevil season 3 Director’s cut!!


“Oh please.. come down off your high and mighty cross.”


“Says you. But then again, if anyone knows the gutter..”


// Omg it’s happening


“Oh, I’m squeaky clean.”


“I thought I smelled zombie skank.”


“Someone better come collect baby Hawkeye before she ends up a bigger joke than her mentor.”


“Me? I’m magic..”

DoesNotMiss's tweet image. “Me? I’m magic..”

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