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Furry Con Hookups: The Best Planned Lays of Mice and Men
we should turn all fur cons back into this and im 1000% deadass
You’re welcome to disagree with this opinion, but MFF needs to decide if they want to continue being a “family friendly convention”, ban fetish gear, or move to 18+ because there were way too many people wearing nsfw stuff during the daytime right next to groups of dino mask kids
Announcing: BiFURcate, the bisexual furry convention (it's just a regular furry convention)
Today in making up a guy to get mad at Trivia: DP has been a pro animator and pet portrait artist outside the fandom
Lost Hikers Led To Shelter In Snowstorm By Heroic Furries With Glowing LED Buttholes
Opossum vs Possum spelling fight ends in stalemate when they both play dead
Woman With No Real-Life Career Goals Knows Exact Job She’d Want In Furry Universe
Apology Written, Social Media Accounts Deleted In Preparation For Good Time At Furry Con
Southern State Erects @KeroTheWolf Statue to Preserve Roadkill Sex History
Disgusting Furry Relieves Self In Park, Doesn't Scoot Back Paws In Dirt Afterwards
Inheritance From Weird Uncle Who Everyone Thought Was Wealthy Jet-Setter Is Just His Old Fursuit
Furry Con CEO Displays Ostentatious Wealth By Acquisition Of Used Bicycle
Beastars and BNA fandoms separately claim to "not be furries." Furries respond with collective "Oh, honey"
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