DolandJTrumpp's profile picture. 45th time Iโ€™ve wet my bed this year ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Doland J. Trump ๐Ÿฝ _________*parody

@DolandJTrumpp

45th time Iโ€™ve wet my bed this year ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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My bronouns are dude, bruh, and yo. Thank you.


You finally want to know what COVFEFE means? Itโ€™s the mutha fuggin master password to Twitter. Sorry, Jack. Iโ€™M BACK!!!


Take your stimulus cash and head to your local #VFW Fish Fry, no mask, extra tartar! Very tasty! Not like that rotten fish @SpeakerPelosi Youโ€™re welcome.


I eat pieces of shit like coronavirus for breakfast! If anything were to kill me, it might be all the sex Melania and I are about to have in the next 2 weeks, not pussy ass COVID-19! God bless America! #MAGA #MAGA2020 #TRUMPTRAIN


Doland J. Trump ๐Ÿฝ _________*parody ๋‹˜์ด ์žฌ๊ฒŒ์‹œํ•จ

Iโ€™ve got a better idea for Phase 4: Repeal the convoluted, counterproductive, corporatist scheme that just became law and replace it with monthly cash relief to the people for the duration of this crisis.


Doland J. Trump ๐Ÿฝ _________*parody ๋‹˜์ด ์žฌ๊ฒŒ์‹œํ•จ

God only brought one guy back from the dead on Easter. Trump is here to bring back the whole economy on Easter 2020. Enjoy this clip (possibly, like, the best ever), share and be sure to subscribe to Making Podcasts Great Again (@TrumpPod) - new every week!


Doland J. Trump ๐Ÿฝ _________*parody ๋‹˜์ด ์žฌ๊ฒŒ์‹œํ•จ

No line at @Spencers, if you need to stock up on supplies (Bob Marley posters, lava lamps, dick straws, etc)

brendonwalsh's tweet image. No line at @Spencers, if you need to stock up on supplies (Bob Marley posters, lava lamps, dick straws, etc)

Doland J. Trump ๐Ÿฝ _________*parody ๋‹˜์ด ์žฌ๊ฒŒ์‹œํ•จ

If these are the white ones just imagine the athletic ones ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

our white blood cells attacking a virus



Doland J. Trump ๐Ÿฝ _________*parody ๋‹˜์ด ์žฌ๊ฒŒ์‹œํ•จ

Many of the same people who rightly denounce Trumpโ€™s abuses of power are perfectly happy to give Pelosi a pass when she circumvents the entire legislative process. Congress has not even seen the bill. Think about that. Whether you imagine it will be good or bad is not the point.


Doland J. Trump ๐Ÿฝ _________*parody ๋‹˜์ด ์žฌ๊ฒŒ์‹œํ•จ

Only 19 years old.. This dude @Zionwilliamson is SPECIAL. Way to step up young phenom. ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

PatMcAfeeShow's tweet image. Only 19 years old.. This dude @Zionwilliamson is SPECIAL. 

Way to step up young phenom. 

๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
PatMcAfeeShow's tweet image. Only 19 years old.. This dude @Zionwilliamson is SPECIAL. 

Way to step up young phenom. 

๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

Doland J. Trump ๐Ÿฝ _________*parody ๋‹˜์ด ์žฌ๊ฒŒ์‹œํ•จ

You will die someday.


Doland J. Trump ๐Ÿฝ _________*parody ๋‹˜์ด ์žฌ๊ฒŒ์‹œํ•จ

people to stop selling stocks

์ด ํŠธ์œ—์€ ๋” ์ด์ƒ ์‚ฌ์šฉํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์—†์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.

Doland J. Trump ๐Ÿฝ _________*parody ๋‹˜์ด ์žฌ๊ฒŒ์‹œํ•จ

This explains it #Catteningthecurve I save stuff. h/t @amdar1ing ๐Ÿ˜บ

strong_sue's tweet image. This explains it #Catteningthecurve I save stuff. h/t @amdar1ing ๐Ÿ˜บ

Doland J. Trump ๐Ÿฝ _________*parody ๋‹˜์ด ์žฌ๊ฒŒ์‹œํ•จ

The NCAA should let every senior in a winter and spring sport return for another season, if they want to.


Doland J. Trump ๐Ÿฝ _________*parody ๋‹˜์ด ์žฌ๊ฒŒ์‹œํ•จ

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.


Doland J. Trump ๐Ÿฝ _________*parody ๋‹˜์ด ์žฌ๊ฒŒ์‹œํ•จ

Iโ€™m continuing to run for the same reason I originally began this race: to bring about a sea change in our longstanding foreign policy of carrying out regime change wars, end the new cold war & nuclear arms race, and invest the trillions wasted in such wars into the American ppl.


Doland J. Trump ๐Ÿฝ _________*parody ๋‹˜์ด ์žฌ๊ฒŒ์‹œํ•จ

Stop giving orders and START giving mutual aid! #MutualAid #COVID19 #VerminSupreme2020

VerminSupreme's tweet image. Stop giving orders and START giving mutual aid! #MutualAid #COVID19 #VerminSupreme2020

Doland J. Trump ๐Ÿฝ _________*parody ๋‹˜์ด ์žฌ๊ฒŒ์‹œํ•จ

Help me create a buzz with libertarian delegates, and do it with Love! Follow and tweet at self identified Libertarians, affiliates, and organizations with your most joyous content. They need to know that a broad base of support exists, and that you are enthusiastic about voting.


Doland J. Trump ๐Ÿฝ _________*parody ๋‹˜์ด ์žฌ๊ฒŒ์‹œํ•จ
SallyMayweather's tweet image.

Doland J. Trump ๐Ÿฝ _________*parody ๋‹˜์ด ์žฌ๊ฒŒ์‹œํ•จ

Biden is going to get smoked by trump 100%. Why not vote LP and help us get 5% so we can finally have a third party and cure the cause and give the gop and dnc some competition?

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