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Dorian Topher Roth

@DorianTopher

Postmodern absurdist,sub-cultural iconoclast,scribe, scoffer,Libertarian, slave to #SallieMae, lover of free markets, experimental fiction, and Peace & Quiet.

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves


"People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch." - Melvin Udall


"You can't save your face and your ass at the same time" - Art Linkletter


@SenatorMillerRI Senator, do you alwaya wear your meat teeth when you vote? That's some serious dentures. #gofuckyourself


@SenatorMillerRI hey senator..."Go Fuck Yourself" will do great as a campaign slogan! Wowzers...someone needs to switch to decaf


@summerrayne73 Dear Summerrayne..If guns don't kill people people kill people, Does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?


"I need feminism because it's the only four-syllable word I know, other than ME ME ME ME." - Someone


Dorian Topher Roth a reposté

Black people are COLORED for a reason. White isn't a fucking color. Pale faced MOTHAFUCKAAASSS unfollow me if you mad bitch.


Dorian Topher Roth a reposté

Jury finds Zimmerman 'Not Guilty' | Fox News fxn.ws/1bwG2mk via @foxnews


Dorian Topher Roth a reposté

When they find Zimmerman not guilty ima riot along with everybody else...ima tear some shit up


Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?


Three men deny Oompa Loompas attack fb.me/1Mu5FvY34


United States Tendances

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