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@DoserTwo

In there like swimwear

You know she has you fucked up when you're speaking in metaphors


I flirt with a foreigner and she's just practicing her English.


Married man hitting on a chick he fucked on the side of a jeep in high school blowing up the feed. #yowifeygonbemad


A girl who let me put a drumstick in her ass is now graduating med school. Clearly I'm partly responsible for her success.


I named my dick "mensa". Because it's the smartest thing to ever come out of (her) mouth.


#imsmootherinablackout not sure if it's the best or worst problem I have.


*when you the hobbit n you don't wanna play banjo no more."


That's your bitch. I understand. I seen it all on instagram. I'm just...from the past. I done been all in that ass. #50 #dontworryboutit


A lover for your life and nothing more. #itaintme


Poor young grandson...nothing I can say. Youll have to learn just like me and thats the hardest way. #oohlala


Listening to 22 year olds wax politics. #Fml


She's the first slice of bread. Everybody touched her and nobody wants her.


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