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Everything is everywhere starting now. RIYL the Grass records catalog, but wish it was messier and less consistent. open.spotify.com/artist/3ut7Hd1…


Hey, all. Auctioning off all of the gems of my 80s/90s indie/alt/punk collection. #pavement, #polvo, #KARP, #unwound, #GBV, and more. Thanks for looking. ebay.com/usr/mulefaceki…


In “I Wanna Be Your Dog”, when Iggy Pop says “C’MON”, it’s because that’s what you say to a dog.


I have never seen any of the “Fast & Furious” series, but I just saw the trailer for 9 and I wanna watch them now because wtf did that franchise turn into, and how?


They shot me fulla baby shampoo!


Instead of Easter baskets and egg hunts and pictures with the Easter bunny, seal your kid up in a tomb for the weekend.


Only receiving $1400 when Biden promised marriage to Megan Thee Stallion on day one is an unacceptable compromise.


Bank account: $1400 Me at Tudor’s: I’ll have the Peppingsworth.


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I never considered there'd be outtakes of the "His Master's Voice" promo shoot IN 1901 but now I can't stop laughing.


On this International Women’s Day, remembering International Women’s Day 2016 when my boss stepped on my dog and she bit him, thus becoming a feminist icon.

DoubleMerlin's tweet image. On this International Women’s Day, remembering International Women’s Day 2016 when my boss stepped on my dog and she bit him, thus becoming a feminist icon.

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Kinda forgot I made these, but always happy when I remember I did. Also available in black ink/lighter colors, if that’s your speed. shurtz.threadless.com/designs/west-v…


Had a dream the Kate McKinnon had a really deep and meaningful crush on me. Now I’m awake and missing what we had.


“If all you guys are doing after midnight is shaking a tambourine, I’ll probably just head home around 10:30 or so”


What if the food at the local Indian restaurant is great, but the cilantro-mint chutney has been the worst ever for 20 years? Is constructive feedback appropriate, or do you just supply your own?


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imperative that free jazzers latch onto texas swing & create free texas swing


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the rich are rich and also pay no taxes the rest are not rich and do pay taxes, mostly to the rich, then also pay another layer of taxes called gofundme & patreon since the recipients of the first layer left us for dead and we have to help each other which was the point of taxes


Every time I eat ice cream or smoke weed I shed a little tear because it’s gone and I’ll never get it back.


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