Douche ZP
@DoucheParise
What was that? I'm sorry, I was too busy scoring goals.. I'm rich as hell too. #StaySexy Parody account...clearly.
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I'll be right over “@AlyciaKaye1:Just feeling each others boobs to see how much they weigh normal best friend behavior right!@jasminegavle”
I can't get her outta mind...I think about the girl all the time. #BlackStreet
I do the same thing. “@KristinaHare: I like to clean in stilettos. #IFeelSexy”
I like friends with benefits. It seems more convient.
Watching Jennifer Aniston in Horrible Bosses is giving me a major ZP Boner....major.
Now that was a fucking crazy 2 day binge...what did I miss here?
Hey ladies, miss me? I'm on NHL Network right now if you just have to see me, Devils vs Rangers.
#ImThePersonWho sees a hottie in yoga pants and gets an instant boner.
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