Dougbaws's profile picture. Always acting my shoe size never my age!

Douglas J Wardrop

@Dougbaws

Always acting my shoe size never my age!

Tiny figures in a needle, pah, today i could shit through this at 20 paces! #makingitrainbrown #ringsting #myarselookslikeajapaneseflag

Dougbaws's tweet image. Tiny figures in a needle, pah, today i could shit through this at 20 paces! #makingitrainbrown #ringsting #myarselookslikeajapaneseflag

Just spilled Irn-Bru everywhere! Everything's gone sticky. #nopornwasinvolved #fiftyshadesoforange


I've got red 72 edition ones! I should wear them more.


Actually crying at @__Jenn100__ "never had her down as a walking finger buffet!" #bestonelinerever


who said it was my hair?!?!


me too! Turned out mine was a naked lady. I was clever as it was a scam Googled some fanny instead. #muchsafer #titsandass


again, I hear you sister. I had a frightening experience only at the weekend! #blackcatterpillers


it's the same for me hen!


lol, just had a flash back! #isitgreece #weallknewanyway will there be a flashmob for this year's reveal I wonder.


you know what, everything's gonna be alright.


Was gonna go for a dip in the pool, nope! #chode #throwitaring

Dougbaws's tweet image. Was gonna go for a dip in the pool, nope! #chode #throwitaring

You just can't sit with your back to waiting staff in a restaurant and scroll through twitter! #heresyourohehstarter #awkwardapesex


Work phone is having a mild hissy fit cause I used another brands charging cable! #takeitlikeabitch


I do love a bit of juicy gossip on an evening! #jucyjucy


There is fud playing an arcade game on his phone, volume turned up to 11! #whodoesthat #hesbald #whitesocks #nufsaid


@ging3rqu33n @__Jenn100__ no I am not doing the show. 😯 wanna play lonny so bad, but hey it is what it is! #goodluck


@ging3rqu33n right, stop, no more close ups!


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