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Was #onholdwith #TDS for 2 hours this morning before the call was dropped. TDS: setting new standards in customer service for 50 years.
The earth's orientation to the sun has made the days longer giving me feeling I can only interpret as... fondness?
The Yule times make me appreciate human feelings of love and togetherness. I hope to obtain a useful gift such as a dinglehopper.
I would like to thank George Lucas for recognizing when it's time to move on and allowing #ForceAwakens to be possible.
The Ands are enjoying free beer after the Miller Brewery tour. It's #millertime!!
Is it a bad sign when there's a Groupon 4 specific movie coupled w Groupon bucks? Pretty much begging U to see it! #playingforkeeps 0% on RT
Congrats to #monteeball for tying Prentice's record for career rush TDs.
Could having my first smart phone bode well for a twitter revival? Only time will tell.
Waking up this early makes me feel like I'm floating in a cloud, suspended on a daydream, under an imaginative figment, drenched in Valium.
We now own two cars with the "check engine" light on. Life is grand.
Evangelical minister surviving pipe cleaner skier guy met with balloon animal rescue dogs today to give them delicious snow sculpture of thx
Surviving turned-evangelical pipe cleaner skier is now attending a seminary school I built out of snow next to the Weber Grill. hallelujah!
Balloon animal rescue dogs only located one pipe cleaner skier in time. CPR unsuccessful on other two. Survivor converting to evangelical.
Rescue team on scene. Balloon animal rescue dogs leading search. 30-minute survival window closing rapidly. Get out of way neighbor kid!
This just in: 3 tiny pipe cleaner skiers missing following massive avalanche caused by snow suite-wearing neighbor kid. Rescue team en route
Finished grooming my neighbor's snow mound w/ plastic comb (no RC Snow Cats here). Plan 2 place tiny model skiers made of pipe cleaners soon
They should make remote controlled snow cats. I would totally groom the gigantic snow mound next to my neighbors' garbage cans.
NFL Playoffs are so exciting, I don't know what to do with myself. Laundry has been officially postponed.
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