*edits one #WordPress theme 😀 accidentally writes #php for next 8-10 years... 😯
Perl Object-Oriented Persistence (POOP) is the term given to refer to object-relational mapping mechanisms written in the Perl programming language to provide object persistence. 🤣 #perl #devhumor #TIL en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perl_Obje…
[Father asks Mother]: "Boy or girl?" [baby]: "Hello, world" [Father]: "programmer it is"
Programmer n. [proh-gram-er] an organism that turns caffeine and pizza into software
#algorithm noun Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did.
when machine learning #algorithms learn to search @StackOverflow for machine learning algorithms, it's all over.
A man walks into a bar and sees two tables. Says 'Can I join you?' #SQL #programminglife
You: "Who is your boyfriend" Siri: "I'll leave the relations to the databases"
Documentation is like sex. When it's good, it's very good. When it's bad, it's better than nothing. #programmerhumor
(rubs the magic lantern) I wish to be really good at computer programming. Genie: Granted. You now have the ability to use Google.
for (int i = 0); i<100; i++) { Console.WriteLine(i); } int i = 0; while (i<100) { Console.WriteLine(i); i++; } int i = 0; Loop: if (!(i<100)) goto End; Console.WriteLine(i); i++; goto Loop; End: return; <?php for($1 = 1; $1<100; $1++) { echo $i; } ?>
Message from Processing: The sketchbook folder no longer exists. Processing will switch to the default sketchbook location, and create a new sketchbook folder if necessary. Processing will then stop talking about itself in the third person. 😜
A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it probably sucks.
TIL that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "#MachineLearning" AND pays 4x your current salary 😯
How machine learning works 😂 Interviewer: What's your biggest strength? Me: I'm a fast learner. Interviewer: What's 11 * 11? Me: 65 Interviewer: Not even close. It's 121. Me: It's 121.
(recently seen in a bookshop) Book 1: C# 7.0 in a Nutshell by O'Reilly Book 2: C# IN DEPTH by Manning I feel like one of these books is misleading me 😭
Her: He's probably thinking about other girls... Him: If someone improves very gradually in his binary skills, can we say he's improving bit by bit?
# you may think that this function # is obsolete, and doesn't seem to do # anything. and you would be correct. # but when we remove this function # for some reason the whole program # crashes and we cant figure out why, # so here it will stay.
Q: How do I learn coding in a single night? A: Pack a laptop and travel to the north pole in the middle of winter. You'll have 6 months of a night to learn coding. Once there, Google it. There are tons of excellent tutorials on the web. 😂
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