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I’ma cut you off in traffic, but it’s only ‘cause I’m more important than you.

I wear overalls. I hurl huge gobs of spit out my side window. I drive with my right arm resting on the empty headrest of my passenger’s seat and I drive excruciatingly slow just ‘cause I wanna. I am a living, breathing cliche. #BadDrivers #RudeDrivers #ImMoreImportantThanU


I don’t care if the car in front of you is the reason we’re all moving this slow. I’m gonna hold you responsible and go around you ONLY. #BadDrivers #RudeDrivers #WorstDrivers #DumbDrivers


What is this “right-of-way”you speak of? Are these foreign words? #BadDrivers #RudeDrivers #WorstDrivers #DumbDrivers


I’m old. I don’t care how many drivers are behind me or that they all have to be placed on time. I’m not going more than 10 miles an hour UNDER the speed limit, and that’s that. #BadDrivers #RudeDrivers #WorstDrivers


It doesn’t matter how fast you go. You could be breaking the sound barrier, and I’m still going to go around you. #BadDrivers #RudeDrivers #DumbDrivers #WorstDrivers


If you’re sitting behind a steering wheel, you’re IN MY WAY. #BadDrivers #RudeDrivers #WorstDrivers


The length of time I honk my horn at you is directly proportional to your lack of proper breeding. Also, my car is way better than yours. #BadDrivers #RudeDrivers #DumbDrivers #IdiotDrivers #AnnoyingDrivers #WorstDrivers


“Wait... my... turn...” What are these strange words you’re saying??? #BadDrivers #RudeDrivers


Yo, did you see the awesome 3-car garage my big ol’ house came with? Sweet, right? It has a huge, wide driveway big enough for more cars and a boat. I’m still gonna park everything on the street tho. #BadDrivers #RudeDrivers


At this next stoplight, I’ma stop 30 feet behind the car in front of me. Just because. #BadDrivers #RudeDrivers


I always go first at a 4-way stop because TOO SLOW, SUCKAS!!


Let’s see... I can drive on either side of these two yellow lines, right?#BadDrivers #RudeDrivers


I just don’t feel like driving very fast today. Who cares if there’s a long line of cars behind me, all needing to get to their destinations on time. Sucks to be them. #BadDrivers #RudeDrivers


I know my light already turned red, I just cant seem to care. #BadDrivers #RudeDrivers


Sorry y’all, I gotta do a u-turn in the middle of this traffic. It’s prooooooobably illegal, but if I flip everybody the bird, then it’s cool. #BadDrivers #RudeDrivers


What’s the big deal, bruh? Yeah I’m inconveniencing you, but can’t you see how rich and entitled I am? Sheesh. #BadDrivers #RudeDrivers


Technically I don’t have the right-of-way, but I’m gonna take it ‘cause I got places to be. You’re just driving around during rush hour ‘cause you’re bored or something, right? #BadDrivers #RudeDrivers


Uh-oh. I gotta turn right and I’m in the left lane. Hm... Y’all just gonna have to wait while I stop traffic in both lanes. #BadDrivers #RudeDrivers


“Merge”: that thing where I speed up real fast, jump ahead of the 20 cars who’re waiting to get past the one open lane, and then force my way over into that lane. I don’t know why people don’t understand this. #BadDrivers #RudeDrivers


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