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...Stealing some jokes, on the sea bed, in an octopus' garden near a cave

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#Cosby is going to hate prison. Sooooo much swearing.


Ugh, my nephew's listening to the alt-college rock type music station. How did I ever listen to all these ppl trying so hard to not try?


R.I.P. 2016 (2016 - 2016)


Dec. 2015: "hey CVS .....long receipts much??" 😂 Dec. 2016: "I hope my family is in the blast zone & we die instantly."


Imagine how many times Kanye and Trump interrupted each other during their meeting.


one thing my hamster and i have in common is neither of us can wait for me to die


MILLENNIAL: omg the line at starbucks is so long lol BOOMER: a racoon died in the well & we all got ass fever. the king stole our best goat


April 25th, the Perfect Date #April25th #perfectdate

DrollOctopus's tweet image. April 25th, the Perfect Date #April25th #perfectdate

Conundrum.

I have a hipster friend who doesn't know who Sufjan Stevens is. Does that make them a whole new level of hipster or just a bad hipster?



How many mistakes can you find in this picture?

DrollOctopus's tweet image. How many mistakes can you find in this picture?

When ya cat stuck and u throw ham on it

DrollOctopus's tweet image. When ya cat stuck and u throw ham on it

Happy #BackToFutureDay everyonr! Be excellent to each other!

DrollOctopus's tweet image. Happy #BackToFutureDay everyonr! Be excellent to each other!

"Please do not leave children unattended."

DrollOctopus's tweet image. "Please do not leave children unattended."

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