DroopyRiser's profile picture. Playwright/Interactive Storyteller/Thinking about things that would be cool to watch happen and then writing them down for a while. Formerly @meowwolf

Drew Paryzer

@DroopyRiser

Playwright/Interactive Storyteller/Thinking about things that would be cool to watch happen and then writing them down for a while. Formerly @meowwolf

Spending all my precious time with DALL·E

DroopyRiser's tweet image. Spending all my precious time with DALL·E

We’ll never have more twos than this.


A new astrology based on your fave part of Scat Man: -Squibbi-Dibbi-Deems are just vibing on the cosmic ride -Bwee-Bom-Boms are compulsive thrill-seekers -Untypable Scat Breaks are agents of chaos -Scat Men are heretics. There is but one Scat Man and you thusly sin against Him


Just played the Kid A Mnesia Exhibit game and was brought to tears, over and over again. Thank you @deadskinboy for giving transcendent digital life to the most important music of my youth. Truly, truly inspiring.


I do think 11:44pm to 12:44am is the most profound-feeling one-hour difference


This is my favorite joke. I think all the time about how to write like this…to get so delightfully lost along the way that returning home feels like a stunning surprise. RIP, Norm.

The Norm Macdonald "moth Joke," one of the greatest jokes every told on television.



After spending the last three months with my v Jewish family, I have a new theory for why I increasingly love interactive writing: Jewish convos are chock-full of rich branches and diversions! They’re highly explorable! This is my version of getting a synagogue membership!


Just found out that “work-a-day Johnny” is not an actual saying. I’ve been saying it my entire life. I’m not sure how this happened or where to go from here


Thinking today about how often I stopped at that King Soopers on the way back to Denver from my high school girlfriend’s home. And how fourteen-y.o me was pulled out of school when Columbine happened. And how my entire conscious life has been encircled and shaped by gun violence.


Quick, I need an Australian to say “Fruit Loops”


Why question margarine when you can

DroopyRiser's tweet image. Why question margarine when you can

New favorite euphemism

DroopyRiser's tweet image. New favorite euphemism

NYT vote-count tracker for PA depicting a cannon blast. Feels right

DroopyRiser's tweet image. NYT vote-count tracker for PA depicting a cannon blast. Feels right

The contractor is at the door with my new Kohler...let that sink in


Gf: I still have abs from middle-school gymnastics Me: I still have abs from the shtetl


Into this surrealist manipulation of baseball lingo

DroopyRiser's tweet image. Into this surrealist manipulation of baseball lingo

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Because you were dishonorably ejected from the Angelic Council, cast down from the ethereal plane, and condemned to mortality? Because you are too hot


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