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Thomas W Carroll

@Drowbe

UX strategist, ambassador, and apologist. Disrupting pixels and thought via http://willhavebeen.com. Let’s do something remarkable together!

Life on this planet is questionable. (Cue the movie montage of civil unrest, climate change, hate…) If this were a movie, this is when we would be building some sort of a spaceship ark to get us the out of here.


Will the government be handing out the red robes or will women have to pay for them out of pocket? Could we tax firearms to cover the costs of the red robes?


I forgot you could tweet on twitter.


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I can sit and stare at this all night long. #disneyland @DisneyParks

stayingblonde's tweet image. I can sit and stare at this all night long. #disneyland @DisneyParks

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Looking for a rainy day activity? Try pointillism! You don’t need many materials and clean up is a breeze. stayingblonde.com/2021/11/12/rai… #pointillism #kidscrafts


Hoping that Facebook being down doesn’t motivate users to figure out twitter.


Why I am seeing so much of [insert last “president”] in my Twitter feed? Did you all learn nothing? Do not feed the clown! …even when he looks like an ass… I know it’s hard, but be strong.


Happy Mother’s Day to this amazing lady who looks less like a mother than she does a model being photographed with cute kids for a travel advertisement. @ Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa instagram.com/p/COrSalpJVH0/…


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I figured if I can’t get to Disney then I’d at least wear my new Disney dress today. #disneydress #missingdisney #disneyvibes

stayingblonde's tweet image. I figured if I can’t get to Disney then I’d at least wear my new Disney dress today. #disneydress #missingdisney #disneyvibes

This is a 4 dirty martini tweet. It took me like 20 minutes to spellchek.


I made it the whole day without dropping any of my kids off in Cancun.


Dyslexics unite! As one and as a father of two, this nails it. This 100% applies to design too…

I get about 2-3 messages every month about typos in the things I write. While well-meaning, most have a massive dose of vitriol YOU BROKE THE WORD RULES! YOU MUST BE TOLD SO THAT YOU NEVER DO THIS AGAIN! So here’s a thread on being proud to be dyslexic And how not to be a dick



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For anyone missing Disney at the moment - ask Alexa to play the Walt Disney Official Album. It plays songs from tons of favorite park rides. #Disney #disneyland #disneymom


If Trump gets impeached one more time I think he can turn in his “Impeached” card for a free sub. #ImpeachmentDay


The @realDonaldTrump draft folder must be ON FIRE right now.


Well, 2021 isn’t looking any better. I mean, morons are storming the capitol...

Holy fuck. I survived 2020.



Nice job @jack and @twitter. You enabled @realDonaldTrump to rally these morons. They will end up in jail or dead... wtf? Was it worth it?


Holy fuck. I survived 2020.


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"Do my kids still brush their teeth? I don't know. I assume so." Thanks to @stayingblonde for sharing this "Caving in to caveman mode" essay in the #CroodsNewAge challenge on our TODAY #ParentingTeam! community.today.com/parentingteam/… @TODAYshow @Dreamworks


It’s a trap! Don’t let him touch you or he eats your soul!


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