"I just had a sexual fantasy about the girl sitting behind you and her vagina smells gross"
The body runs perfectly fine on alcohol, creatine, and caffeine, trust me
Just to be clear, Syphilis also makes you skinny. Have to be careful when dealing with the skinny girls.
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It's not advisable to put soap on your vagina, it messes with the PH.
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