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Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern

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Never in my 20 years of teaching has a substitute left me a note this bad.

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When the elevator is in Spain and it has a mirror and is in Spain

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He wanted my breasteses in his breakfast

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Just graduated from This Incredible Journey Technical College (remote campus) with an associate’s degree in Falling In Love With the Person I’m Becoming


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This is my ( A ) Fight song ( B ) Take back my life song ( C ) Prove I’m alright song ( D ) All of the above


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Would “celebrity lookalike” day on here be a good time to bring up Gertrude Stein and Tim Robinson?

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This song is like if you converted the Girl “Who is Going to Be Okay” picture from a jpeg into an mp3 open.spotify.com/track/2M70msrB…


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After's bland simulation of Y2K pop-rock will make you feel like you’re using dial-up internet right now. Isn’t there more to life? pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…


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After you watch Sex and the City and the Sopranos and HBO Girls there’s nothing left to watch except TLC shows about obese people


Bed, Bath & the way this shit is Beyond


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Charlotte: Love conquers all, even war! Samantha: Oh honey… love? I just want a man in uniform… one who can handle a grenade. Miranda: Who has the time? I’m too busy lugging around 25 pounds of ammunition and 30 pounds of fear. Carrie: Big has been taken by the Viet Cong.

Time travel episode of Sex in the City where they go to early 70s Vietnam and the episode is called The Things They Carrie’d



Time travel episode of Sex in the City where they go to early 70s Vietnam and the episode is called The Things They Carrie’d


I know it’s just derpamine

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I know it’s just dopamine


I know it’s just dopamine… But it feels so real to me

From Aidan

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🇺🇸🇸🇴⚡️- A significant number of Somalians in Minneapolis didn't vote for ethnic Somali Mayoral candidate Omar Fateh due to Fateh being part of the Daarood clan rather than the Hawiye. These deep seeded clan wars allowed Mayor Jacob Frey to rally key community leaders from the…



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Robyn announces new single, “Dopamine,” out November 12.

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JT stands for “Jush Tchaikovsky”


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