Jordan Dynamite
@DynamiteJordan
5 inches Funny/Snarky/Irreverent/Irrelevant? If I make you laugh, you got to send tiddy pics #itthelaw #idontmakeuptherules
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Women who suck dick on camera Please look into the lens instead of the dude's eyes. So I can pretend you're giving me a blowjob instead of me just watching a guy have the time of his life Sincerely A horny/lonely guy #porn #pornhub #onlyfans #pornstar #blowjob #whore #slut
Me wondering if any of the honeys at school whore out? #adulthumor #nsfw #anal #sexy #onlyfans #OFgirl #whore
Me wondering if any of the honeys at school have an only fans now? #adulthumor #nsfw #anal #sexy #onlyfans #OFgirl
Me wondering if any of the honeys at school take it in the ass now? #adulthumor #nsfw #anal #sexy #onlyfans #OFgirl
Loose lips sink ships But right ones feel incredible on your dick There has got to be something in this
Imagine accidentally meeting a pornstar/OF girl at the cinema as she's the next seat over And you get 90 minutes of her hand stroking your thigh and cupping your balls, to finish on a happy ending in the toilets afterwards
They say "If you can't love yourself, how you gonna love somebody else." And I love myself at least once a week. Sometimes more so I think I'm doing pretty good in that regard #rupauls
still single and ready to have a beautiful woman sit on my face and grind away on my chin until she passes out 👉👈
haven't posted in a while but don't worry I haven't found a girlfriend or anything I'm still lonely lol
Having an existential crisis rn So who can offer their boobs to shove in my face as a distraction?
I don't want a girl who 'just turned 18' I want a woman who still remembers 9/11
I can still remember the first time a girl (my then gf) swallowed my cum She was giving me a blowjob and I have her warning (as usual) that I was about to nut, but she just carried on Fucking sensational #sex #nsfw #blowjob #cocksucker #cocksucking #cumswallowing #girlfriend
On so riddle me this How come when I'm dreaming of pissing, I've wet the bed But when I'm dreaming of having sex I've only had a wet dream and there isn't a bitch on the end of my dick? #nsfw #adulthumor
I want it all (Bitches) I want it all (Bitches) I want it all And I want them now (on the end of my dick)
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