Dysfunctional Family Office
@Dysfunction_RE
We run businesses and buy real estate. Sharing here is cheaper than therapy. My wife thinks I’m funny.
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Recently spun off 2 new brands from a primary brand. Sales up 50% CaC down 50% And to believe I was scared to pull the trigger
Manus just broke down this $63M quiz funnel 🤯 Every single question... As well as a detailed slide analysis --> Will plug this doc into claude --> Clone copy --> Claude Code This funnel RT & Comment "MANUS", will send my cloning strategy
Our Net Profit Margin is very stable and high. How? Good systems & SOP's for the whole company. Like & Retweet to get our SOP (must be following)
I scaled a brand from $67K/month, to $1.8M/month in 90 DAYS! The 4 key unlocks were: • Offer + funnel • Creatives • Media buying • Subscription I filmed a 25-min case study with ALL the data! I show EVERYTHING! Like + RT + comment “CASE” (must follow) & I’ll DM it.
If I could only do ONE thing to skyrocket an ecom brand’s SEO revenue… I’d optimize their collection pages. I’ve compiled a 33-page guide showing exactly how we do it—and I’m giving it away for FREE today. RT & comment "607" & I’ll DM it to you. (Must be following)
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Our current store sales psf is $1650. Our new location will have 3x the sales floor. I know it will not be the same. Also hoping it’s not 1/3 of current Any guesses? Will report back in the near future
I’m buying a business with a YTD stated P&L of -$162k. What would anyone do this?
You’ve never felt pain until you try to explain to the boomer generation that a P/L doesn’t show “money left in the bank account”
I’m convinced you can buy a business and turn it around with one step… Have someone answer the phone within 3 rings
Sold storage. Now long flex industrial. Less touch points. Similar construction and economics
Thoughts on a business only having 5* reviews on Google?
Shrinkflation Sucks as a consumer. Rocks as a producer. A lot fewer complaints when compared to a straight price increase to achieve same result. A lot of people didn’t even notice compared to a price increase in which 100% of people notice.
If capital gains doubled, how would your plans change?
Anyone else had to explain/remind Daylight Savings Time to their VAs this morning?
On top of what is already working, how many new ideas/ventures do you have cooking at once?
Top Other Income Earners in our storage portfolio: -Late Fees -Protection Plan Commissions -Lock Cut Fees -Admin Fees These amount to thousands and thousands each month.
Saw this week: You won't rise to the level of your ambitions as often as you will fall to the level of your systems. Painfully truthful
What are your favorite "other income" items?
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