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@E161LL

Don't call her HOT call her BEAUTIFUL, she is a WOMAN not a CUP OF TEA

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If dead babies automatically go to heaven, is killing babies not the kindest thing we can do for them?


100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person


If I was the last human being on Earth I would still close the door when I take a shit


Kevin Hart’s wife should put all his favourite stuff in the top shelf.


I want to see Dwayne Johnson win against the first lesbian nominee, just to prove once and for all Rock beats scissors.


How does the the human brain ignore the second “the”


I Need My Babe.. I shall cry and heart broken if I won’t see Mona in Mutant Apocalypse


If I had a dollar for every time I have masturbated I could buy a pretty decent used car.


Women expecting relationships to be like romantic comedies are like men expecting sex to be like porn.


Why don’t condoms come in pressurized packets so you know if its pierced?


We were literally created by a dick move


When I’m not horny I get disgusted at myself with the amount of NSFW subs I subscribe too


Is maturation just putting matters into your own hands?


Honestly after I found out Ted Cruz liked porn he seemed some how less creepy….


If you routinely post how great your relationship is on social media I automatically assume you are covering up major issues.


I have 17 devices which tell time in my house and not one of them is an actual clock.


I should have told you what you meant to me because I never thought we would run out of time


What can I do to help Syria?


I legit don't have any friends anymore but I'm okay with that🤔😊


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