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Emily

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Tired of being made fun of when I say "bag" somewhere other than Eastern South Dakota.


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the worst part about being from South Dakota is people assuming you like Kristi Noem lol


Euphoria cast as “Juniors in HS” vs @EmmaBennett14 and I as Seniors in HS

EBremmon's tweet image. Euphoria cast as “Juniors in HS” vs @EmmaBennett14 and I as Seniors in HS
EBremmon's tweet image. Euphoria cast as “Juniors in HS” vs @EmmaBennett14 and I as Seniors in HS

My mom texted me at 6 am to ask me where the TV remote is… Ma’am I am 1,500 miles away, how should I know????


My 7 year old niece watching me scroll Twitter: “What is that?”

i am in tears lmaooo 😭

darthlux's tweet image. i am in tears lmaooo 😭
darthlux's tweet image. i am in tears lmaooo 😭


Making Christmas Dinner for 18 heavily opinionated people who also can’t follow instructions has been very fun for me the last 5 years.

EBremmon's tweet image. Making Christmas Dinner for 18 heavily opinionated people who also can’t follow instructions has been very fun for me the last 5 years.
EBremmon's tweet image. Making Christmas Dinner for 18 heavily opinionated people who also can’t follow instructions has been very fun for me the last 5 years.

My mom really said I need to “date younger men, then they won’t die before you.” Okay, but I thought that was the whole point???


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every time spotify wrapped drops

avantnard's tweet image. every time spotify wrapped drops

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NONPROFIT RESOURCES, LLC IS CELEBRATING GREAT NEWS... #AMCI #associationmanagement #nonprofitstaff Read more here: nonprofitresources.us/2021/11/24/non…


Had a guy tell me he “doesn’t really watch any sports.” All I can think about is how productive our Sundays will be when we’re married without football. (Logan if you see this, no you didn’t)


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Wow. Another day as an adult without using the Pythagorean Theorem.


*Dad rattling off random information about cov!d cures* Me: “Where are you reading that?” Dad *grumpy voice*: “Tiktok” Me: 🥲 I’ve been back home for one hour, y’all please help me.


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NPR is hiring full-time administrative assistants! Offering competitive pay and benefits, Nonprofit Resources is a great fit for self-motivated individuals interested in remote work. Apply here: nonprofitresources.us/contact-us/car…

nonprofitstaff's tweet image. NPR is hiring full-time administrative assistants! 

Offering competitive pay and benefits, Nonprofit Resources is a great fit for self-motivated individuals interested in remote work.

Apply here: nonprofitresources.us/contact-us/car…

Me telling my mom I’m easily distracted and start 8 different tasks before completing 1 thing. Not receiving the level of support I hoped for.

EBremmon's tweet image. Me telling my mom I’m easily distracted and start 8 different tasks before completing 1 thing. 

Not receiving the level of support I hoped for.

Why is that men can always be counted on to lack the appropriate amount of bath towels…but when it comes to the audacity I’m always shocked at the continuous abundance?


Why does Genovia’s National Anthem slap so hard?


Every day I’m on dating apps I stray further from god, and every day I find myself asking, “Are men okay?”

EBremmon's tweet image. Every day I’m on dating apps I stray further from god, and every day I find myself asking, “Are men okay?”

Sent my friends this photo telling them I was headed to my date but drove there with my windows down (mistake #1) But actually…the photo did not go to the group chat. I accidentally sent it to MY DATE. Someone kill me.

EBremmon's tweet image. Sent my friends this photo telling them I was headed to my date but drove there with my windows down (mistake #1)

But actually…the photo did not go to the group chat.

I accidentally sent it to MY DATE. 

Someone kill me.

Being from South Dakota in California is like being from another country. No one knows anything about my home, I get asked to speak in an accent, and our politics are confusing.


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