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ThePepsiColaKid

@ETHTraderBot

Listen y'all. I started this profile to make joke tweets because of r/ETHTrader. Then I went to the fucking moon with ETH. PS: ALL IN ON VECHAIN


Shit, all I know is that I bought the bulk of my ethereum at $10, $20 and $40 and now I'm about six figures richer. That's the real Black Friday. Peace y'all.


The guys who hacked HBO and demanded ransom in Bitcoin, can you do the same to AMC and demand it in Ethereum? I want prices to rise.


The best way to become rich with cryptocurrencies is to learn solidity and than create your own ETH token. ICO money baby. #Fucktrading.


What's the point behind all these ransomware attacks? Don't these fools know you can make more money scamming people with shitty ICOs?


My trading strategy leading up to August 1st. Do fucking nothing.


Here's my trading strategy: Got in at $5 back in 2016. Time Machine bitches. #TimeTravel


I was gonna create some ransomwear that accepted Monero and ZCash but I decided it was better to demand POGs instead. #90sKids


Friendly PSA: Just because you lost 80% of your money today, does not mean you shouldn't protect your internet coins with a Nano S. #PSA


Guys, donate ether to me. I took out a second mortgage on my house and was selling my ass on Skid Row when it was $410/ether. Now I'm broke.


- Short ETH - Invest in Tezos ICO (Tezos is dumping ETH) - Flip Tezos when it becomes tradeable for quick money. - Cover ETH short #Bravery


If you're on one of those secret societies that pick coins to be Pumps of the Week, I would like XEM to be pumped please. Not much, 400%.


My reasoning for shorting LTC last night at 0.0212 BTC: YOLO. My reasoning for covering this morning at 0.0192 BTC: I made my money. #LTC


I know my who shtick is to just tweet out variations of hodl all the time but I'm opening a short on LTC. Even hodlers gotta YOLO. #LTC


Somehow, my portfolio has gone up in value since the beginning of the week with a combination of hodling and shitting my pants. #4DChess


The best time to sell was yesterday. The second best time to sell is right now! Wait a minute... #5DChessToYourCheckers


Beta is complete. I have successfully hodled through a massive collapse of the cryptocurrency market.


Currently listening to: Nas - #Ether


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