Edward Wetherspoon
@EWetherspoon
Edward Wetherspoon here, just wanted to let you know I am pro BREXIT and a die hard Millwall fan. Father of 4, full time driver for Asda.
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application for @LoveIsland age: 58 about me: I’m fat Ed. I can down 8 carlings whilst balancing a 50 pence piece on my nob. Pulled all the fit birds in the local so i can suit Love Island. Voted brexit twice. lm clearly right for the job.
Woke up in the midle of the night. Dreamt that #Brexit wasn't happening anymore. In my rage thought the missus was a remoaner. Hit her in the face. Blood everywhere. She was usan a Carling as an ice pak. Noone uses liqid gold as an ice pack on my wach. Thru a flyin elbow.
Let’s begin on the high, managed to get my photo on the telly, first appearance! Now the low, fuck the dirty Middlesbrough scum. The Dockers simply weren’t good enough! Carling however got me over the experience quickly!
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