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Mike Heimos

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DPhil (Oxon.), historian of early modern England and colonial America, writer of prose, poetry, creator of comics and OGNs, former tax, trusts & estates lawyer

there's getting the "side-eye" 🙁 and there's getting the Cignetti-Eye 😱 📷 #cignetti #RoseBowl📷📷📷


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What’s the dog thinking about?


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Honored to receive All-District. @Coach_Dresmith @The_CAAdvantage @MidMOPhenom @PrepHoopsMO


Travis Kelce screaming imgflip.com/i/8gcl0b via @imgflip and there have been calls to decolonize the #ChiefsKingdom, thoughts?


perfect for my nephew (who recently, unknowingly walked by three lovely whitetails at about 40 ft, missed the whole scene b/c head down, eyes fixed, thumbing around on his cellbatross ... I just think that's very sad) #cellbatross

Wish I could give credit to whomever made this! #scrolling #Balrog #DugTooDeep

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#scrolling #Balrog #DugTooDeep


I've graduated Oxford (DPhil in history) and have been granted membership in the National Coalition of Independent Scholars, so I'm feeling especially scholarly and independent at the moment ncis.org/members/michae…


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It’s important to teach young children not to eat with their mouths open. That way, they won’t grow up and become a 60 year old man sitting at the next table to me in the restaurant tonight, chewing like a fucking brain damaged cunt.


I'm going to have to write a post-German Expressionist gloom / sci-fi / apocalyptic story, 'Die Gletschermaus'

Bright green balls of moss called "glacier mice" move around glaciers in a coordinated, herdlike fashion that researchers can not yet explain. "They really do look like little mammals ... running around on the glacier," one wildlife biologist says. trib.al/UFEZqt7



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I can’t help thinking he’s chuckling somewhere knowing hundreds of bands with gigs tonight are trying to figure out “an easy Rush song.”


From what I see how young people are ACTUALLY LIVING, to describe them as "woke" vis the environment is a howler. No, I'd describe them as "environmentally talking in their sleep". bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…

bbc.co.uk

Sir David Attenborough: 'People thought we were cranks'

The broadcaster on his cult status, protecting the planet and finally finding its most elusive animal.


what if #MuellersReport reads, 'All work and no play covfefe. All work and no play covfefe....'

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I just wrote that a manuscript I'm working with is "a textually social thing rather than a socially textual thing", and all the world's hot Brazilian supermodels have just lost their resistance to me #chiasmuseroticus


I'm not going to the #RoyalWedding because I don't want my butt to outshine the bride's, ok?


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