Cdr. Jane Shepard
@EarthtoShepard
First human spectre. Fighting reapers. My crew likes to party and my dancing skills will drop your jaw. Lots of jokes, puns, and pick up lines. #EarthVerse
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I wish I could speak fish, the fishies are having what looks like an intense discussion and I wish I could dive right in to the conversation
I just got back to my cabin and something seems a little fishy.....
sometimes I wish I could time travel so I could go back and personally thank whoever invented microwaveable bacon.
saved some kids from cerberus, I'd call it a successful day. goodnight my fishies.
just blew up two Cerberus men without even looking. take that Illusive buttman. (yes I'm tweeting from my omnitool on the battlefield, shh)
Joker is a really great pilot, I really appreciate him. also I want to steal his hat.
sometimes the crew members snore so loud you'd think they were all Krogan
banshees always scream when they see me. calm down ladies, get in line.
Garrus just said that we will need lots of giant guns. I gotcha. I know exactly what you mean.
sometimes I spend all my credits on new fish cause I forget that I need to buy more guns to fight reapers. I need my fishies.
I thought I'd return to the twitter verse so I can celebrate N7 day with you all tomorrow.
Who needs haunted houses for Halloween when we can just go to a Reaper infested battlefield?
The party will never stop in #EarthVerse because we have infinite fish-friends.
![SpectreVakarian's profile picture. Sniping my enemies, charming the ladies. [Canon-divergent Garrus Vakarian. Non-selective, non-private, non-lewd]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/412676257663299584/rQ9vAN7E.jpeg)
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