EasyTech Things
@EasyTechThings
Not an official Staples associated account for possible satirical tweets.
"Well you folks have LOST a customer!" -Enter Xbox Achievement sound and graphic-
The black shirt means we are a rare, shiny Staples tech associate.
This woman wants ME to call the warranty center + get a case # 'cause SHE PAID FOR THE SERVICE? Nuh-uh. You paid for us to fix it, not call.
Customers who return their laptops after having us set it up, is heartbreaking.
Tech: Diagnostics will be $49 Customer: TOO MUCH! $20? If I could negotiate prices like that, I'd b like, "Yo, ChickenMcNuggets, 100/$1?"
-Me explaining product to customer and other customer interrupts- "FIND ME A CHEAP TABLET" How 'bout u find urself some manners ya skunt
The #AppleEvent just sums up our tech services dept. woes in one sentence: "I LOST ONE EARBUD, GOT ANY REPLACEMENTS?!" You motherfuckers.
If I had a dime for every time someone commented on how ink cartridges cost more than the printer I could probably buy you the cartridges
When you're relaxing on Monday and realize work tomorrow is Super Tuesday:
When you work all weekend, so you miss FanExpo but sneak in during closing.
No one cares about your tablet or smartphone sale as long as you sell Liquid Armor. #Truth
When customers complain how expensive Copy Centre is. K, go to tech and buy an all in one printer and ink so you can print it yourself
*All Call Page* MOD (Manager On Duty) to Copy. Manager: ... Sooo who wants to be MOD right now?
Customer: Good to go? Associate: Ye C: What about the Norton+Office acc? A: Our technician (me) will handle it! Me:
TFW u offer an accidental plan, they refuse and proceed to break it and call us A-holes 'cause we didn't mention it.
Spillin the beans: We associates actually do make the high prices of ink cartridges because we are dicks. #SorryNotSorry
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