EctoWash
@EctoWash
Capture quickly and mitigate quickly! Don't let apparitions ruin your productivity. Contact us today to help get your ghost business problems taken care of.
Night Shift Here: Some may have noticed our absence last week. If so, good job you are very observant! Do you happen to know where RND put the spare third eye cat stuffies?
Despite an intense ghost attack just on the heels of the Psychic Love Connection situation, our dedicated team has restored the Ectowash.com main website. Take that SPOG and Ghosties! It's quiet now, but stay vigilant scouts!
Don’t be fooled by pockets! That ghostie still wants to distract you from that screaming towards innovation. Stay vigilant! Credit: @twisteddoodles
Good news! Psychic Love Connection has been scrubbed clean of ghost activity. Special thanks to the CC team and @themysticwhiskers for the late hours work this week scrying the locations of the haunted computers involved.
Attention all hikers & cryptid photographers: Please stop leaving out brownies for the forest cryptids on route 22. They just can’t resist a good treato and the tree haunters keep making comments about their weight. We think they look great, but haunters can be such bullies.
Who taught these Victorian ghosts how to use apps…and how to read?! @SPOGhosts , tell us why it isn’t your fault?
Breaking News: Victorian ghosties are starting to join the local dating app, Psychic Love Connection, distracting the living from real chances at love. Be on the look out!
People tend to forget fog and mist continue past October. It’s still spoopy at HQ and not just because of all the third eye cat stuffies everywhere. Stay vigilant scouts!
Oops! All clairvoyant cats! It’s caturday and between Mystic Whisker’s adoption event and all these amigurumi third eye cats in the office, we are feeling the feline presence. You know what to do. PET. THAT. CAT. #Caturday
Bubblegum and a Boo look alike are now in the shop! Grab them up before someone else adopts them, or don’t and keep getting haunted in your office. Up to you! ectowash.etsy.com
Scouts, we got many emails about this so let’s clear the air. Dr. Geist is a Poltergeist Polytech alumni not an actual banshee from the Emerald Isles. Yes, there is a huge difference. No, meeting Dr. Geist doesn’t mean a family member will die soon.
In case you missed it, Dr. Geist had her Ask An Expert session last Friday & has agreed to continue to answer questions via email for the next month! Get your questions in by emailing [email protected] .
📷If you too got an extra hour this past Sunday to do daylight savings, congrats! We here at HQ basked in the fact that we got a bonus hour to protect the living. Take that, ghosties! #daylightsavings
Night shift here with a giant coffee in one hand and a cauldron of candy from the weekend in the other. Weekend crew and day shift both reported the spoopy apparition storm is still going strong. Let’s capture these ghosties and mitigate them completely! 😎🧼👻 #ghosts
📷Did you know? Most ghosties aren’t literate but the ones that are will be super annoyed when we post online because of all the attention it is taking away from them. If a real ghost is reading this right now, move on already! #4theliving
Black Cat Day was yesterday and we spent it pampering any and all black cats we saw, so there was no time to post here. The office is full of third eye cats in their honor as well. Meatball is taking it with grace but we will need to find them new homes by the end of the week.
With the spookiest day of the year being on a friday, we feel it our civic duty to discount the Etsy shop so you can stay vigilant. Discount code: THIRDEYECAT will get you 15% off all shop products. We got you! ectowash.etsy.com/?coupon=THIRDE…
Ghosties definitely were to blame for the Louvre heist and we’ll prove it as soon as the authorities return Dr. Geist’s emails. This is why we all need to stay vigilant scouts!
Everywhere we look in the office we see a clairvoyant cat and/or a third eye amigurumi cat in their liking. It's fantastic! So far no possession on these stuffed animals so R&D are celebrating by doing a crafting circle this afternoon. Stay vigilant scouts & spooky time on!
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