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Society today summed up in a picture. #WNBA

EdF1986's tweet image. Society today summed up in a picture. #WNBA

Basically a free roughing the passer penalty on Mahomes I would propose a rule change: any penalty on a non-special teams play gets assessed on the next non-special teams play. #SNF #ChiefsKingdom #Falcons


Think about how much water we’d save if women didn’t care when we heard them pee.


The Bulldogs are playing the Great Danes and Beagle just made a bucket and this really just makes me so happy.

EdF1986's tweet image. The Bulldogs are playing the Great Danes and Beagle just made a bucket and this really just makes me so happy.

Stan Van Gundy sounds like Pat McAfee and I can’t unhear it. #NBAonTNT


Shouldn’t it be Stanford ball to start double OT?


If I get attacked by vultures does that mean I’m dead inside?


This month is six years without meat for me.* *Except for the very frequent occurrences in which @tacobell puts meat in things I ask them not to, or, in a dramatically-more-often-than-should-be-normal number of times, in things that don’t even come with meat.


Stop hitting each other in the dick, God damn. #NBAonTNT


Quin Snyder looks like a middle school band teacher.


Like getting zero in keno, I feel this should get me at least something. Cmon @DraftKings whaddya ya say?

EdF1986's tweet image. Like getting zero in keno, I feel this should get me at least something. Cmon @DraftKings whaddya ya say?
EdF1986's tweet image. Like getting zero in keno, I feel this should get me at least something. Cmon @DraftKings whaddya ya say?

Tucker and Lemon an hour apart? It’s like Black Monday, but for anchors.


Uhhh @ColumbusCrew that ain’t it y’all.

EdF1986's tweet image. Uhhh @ColumbusCrew that ain’t it y’all.

Can @BurgerKing send a memo to all restaurants that the single Impossible King doesn’t include mayo? Third time in the last four trips that I’ve had mayonnaise on something that isn’t supposed to have mayo. $18 down the drain because me and mayonnaise don’t see eye to eye.


If you want to sum up Ohio State’s basketball season in less than 0:30, this is it.


Same

I had quit Panda Express once I went vegetarian, but then they had the Beyond Meat Orange Chicken and they hooked me back in. Sadly, they've discontinued it so now I'm left with a big gaping hole in my heart.



If you’re going 90 and weaving in and out of traffic, I have some news for you: You’re the asshole.


THROW IT TO ZAY JFC


The Vikings need to reimburse my fantasy football losses. You pass all game and don’t even *TARGET* Adam Thielen? Clearly colluding with my opponent.


I’m a Dolphins fan but man, Pats RB Stevenson is legit. Top five-ish in the league. Our respect on it.


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