Eddie Torrez
@EdInTheBush
Professional Dog Whisperer (Mexican Canadian) I created #TommyWantWingey #TripleCoiler #DaddyNeedsADrinkyDrink #EddieLikey
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Five surgeons are discussing whose patients make the best surgical candidates: The first surgeon says , “I like to see accountants on my operating table. When you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians!…
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In Canada, “friends with benefits” means neighbours who have snow blowers.
You can fool some people sometimes But you can't fool all the people all the time So now we see the light (what you gonna do?) We going to stand up for our right (yeah, yeah, yeah) Get up, stand up (in the morning, don't give it up) Stand up for your right (stand up right now)…
I’m not a meteorologist, but I would like to forecast in ICE Storm in Venezuela.
Venezuela’s acting president Delcy Rodríguez said Sunday she has had “enough” of Washington’s orders, as she works to unite the country after the US capture of its former leader Nicolás Maduro. yahoo.com/news/articles/…
“Who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.” – Muhammad Ali
Invited Putin to help bring Peace to Gaza. x.com/i/grok/share/9…
How did President Macron get President Joe Biden’s sunglasses and decide to wear them indoors?
Good to see President @EmmanuelMacron in Davos today. Canada and France will always stand together for sovereignty, territorial integrity, and peace.
There should be a mandatory class that American students need to work in a (oversea) factory that produces their favorite thing they have ever used in life — such as making a phone that meets the yield, or sewing a pair of denim jeans that tainted their skin with unwashable blue…
Let’s make a deal
More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland. They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
Hmmm… some nurses can do this painlessly, and others are torturous! If a robot could do this consistently good, I’m in. But first, I need to know, did the 6% who didn’t get sniper precision live?
🇨🇳A Chinese hospital now uses a blood-drawing robot that hits veins with 94% sniper precision.
Haha! Then make it 5%
Muhammad Ali once joked that he should be a postage stamp because “that’s the only way I’ll ever get licked.” Now, the three-time heavyweight champion's quip is becoming reality. Widely regarded as the most famous and influential boxer of all time, and a cultural force who…
A.M. stands for "ante meridiem" (Latin for "before midday"), covering midnight to noon. P.M. is "post meridiem" ("after midday"), from noon to midnight. 😊
Finally! We are great again
Yeah, no shark cages for Eddie. I’m good.
In Mexico, a tourist was cage diving with great white sharks and this happened
“Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.” ― Voltaire
Yeah, he’s no laughing matter, but still a joke.
Stupidity is knowing the truth, seeing the truth but still believing the lies. And that is more infectious than any other disease. —Professor Richard Feynman
Surreal time warp from newly declassified phone call: The time Vladimir Putin lectured a US president about the dangers of “regime change” and violating “international law.” @talk_spy spytalk.co/p/time-machine…
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