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@Ed___G

Guy who writes bots with swear words in their names among other things. Just trying to outlive PHP.

Clinton’s running again isn’t she?


American companies are always going to do what the Chinese government wants them to do because the Chinese market is bigger than the pro-[insert thing that annoys China] American market. Your boycott was already considered in the calculation.


The bright side is that whatever dirt Erdogan has on Biden will almost certainly finish him off.


Never ever testify against a cop. If you know something a cop should do time for, shut up and move far, far away.


Has anyone set up a GoFundMe to help @BernieSanders out with his medical bills yet?


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“Duck” is Minnesota slang for caddy

AMY KLOBUCHAR ADMITS SHE KILLED A DUCK WHILE GOLFING #UFCWForum



Usually presidents age before our eyes. The stress of the job robs them of whatever youth they have left. Trump seems unaffected but Ivanka seems to be putting on some extra miles. Is it possible she’s the one doing the actual work?


Trump is just a snob. There is plenty of domestically available dirt on Biden but he insisted on the imported stuff. Possibly to his detriment. But most likely not.

So: In order to get dirt on a political opponent, the president removed a U.S. ambassador, used (paid?) a private citizen to threaten a foreign government, personally called a foreign leader, and delayed disbursing appropriated funds for that nation. All to get dirt on Joe Biden.



Libertarians come in two flavors: Age of Consent and Elders of Zion


Dems can really only play the impeachment card once. Wouldn’t the smart move be to wait until his second term?


“Trump broke the law in attempting to reveal the depth of his opponent’s corruption” is exactly the story line that earns him four more years. Biden is now inevitable because Dems have to circle the wagons. And that means so is Trump until 2024.


With one drone strike Iran has done more to punish the people responsible for 9/11 than America has with 18 years of war.


I’m glad the President has the good sense to wait for the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia to order him to send your kids off to die rather than letting congress decide like a beta cuck. #MAGA

Saudi Arabia oil supply was attacked. There is reason to believe that we know the culprit, are locked and loaded depending on verification, but are waiting to hear from the Kingdom as to who they believe was the cause of this attack, and under what terms we would proceed!



Lady at the ticket stand had Q earrings. I handed her my money and said where we go one we go all. She handed me my ticket and gave me my money back. I’ll be handing her a Bernie bumper sticker on my way out. #winning


We’ve reached the point where one cannot post an obviously satirical ultra right wing absurdist take on anything without everyone thinking it sincere. I was kidding guys. I know the Bible doesn’t say anything about guns because Jesus was basically a socialist who hated America.


If it weren’t for the never ending Fake News about me, and with all that I have done (more than any other President in the first 2 1/2 years!), I would be leading the “Partners” of the LameStream Media by 20 points. Sorry, but true!



Look, I get it. We all feel bad for those kids stuck in the Bahamas. But America can’t save everyone. We have our own devastation here. Have you SEEN the state Alabama is in?


What’s funny about this is that 12% who dislike Sanders are Democrats who haven’t forgiven him for convincing Clinton to pull out of Wisconsin and campaign in Arizona instead.

ADJUSTED Favorable / Unfavorable (Net): Sanders 82% / 12% (+70) Biden 79% / 14% (+65) Warren 74% / 11% (+63) Harris 63% / 16% (+52) Buttigieg 53% / 12% (+41)



Biden will get the nomination. And he will lose. And we will have to listen to these insufferable liberals blame Bernie and Russia for four more years. All because old blood eye can’t keep his damned hands to himself or keep his mouth shut. America, you are dumb.


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