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Stacey Schipper

@EffingData

Data janitor and cat herder extraordinaire. Stopping the tools from wagging the analytics.

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Hey @panerabread : before making half-baked statements to the press to downplay the size of a breach, perhaps you should make sure the problem doesn't extend to all other parts of your business, like catering.panerabread.com, etc. Only proper response is to deep six entire site


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Imagine being so blinded by politics you’d dismiss Americans fighting for drinkable water saying their lives sucked before the hurricane.


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There is no such thing as objectively good code. There is only code that is meeting your current needs, and code that isn't.


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We're a React shop, with a bit of legacy Backbone and jQuery mixed in here and there. Would you like to take a look at the codebase?


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SQLife ✊


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git reset --hard 2015


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.@AP finds cops have misused databases on many occasions to check out women, colleagues, reporters and celebrities.

AP's tweet image. .@AP finds cops have misused databases on many occasions to check out women, colleagues, reporters and celebrities.

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When you get tired of the figurative hamster wheel that is your career so you upgrade to the real thing


#FridayFeeling Tired at work but you can change your font in SQL Developer to Comic Sans!

EffingData's tweet image. #FridayFeeling Tired at work but you can change your font in SQL Developer to Comic Sans!

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Don't try to understand coders. Coders understand coders and they hate each other.


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Americans are going to be so mad when they realize Pokemon Go tricked them into exercising.


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My cat is sad because he began to play with this mouse but got sidetracked by worries about the gross national debt.

MYSADCAT's tweet image. My cat is sad because he began to play with this mouse but got sidetracked by worries about the gross national debt.

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True story!

#Juno is orbiting Jupiter and you still haven't figured out how to reliably center-align an element using CSS.



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TFW thousands of your closest gov geek friends are rocking National Day of Civic Hacking #HackforChange


So many women speaking at #NDIC2016! If you're looking for a badass coder with statistics and QA you are likely to find plenty here!


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60% women speakers for @dinosaur_js; can I get a what-what? 💁🏻


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