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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful

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Not interested in this ad.


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Dear people Stop taking your entire fucking family to Costco Sincerely, Everyone else


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Have a good one!

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I procrastinated a little but I'm going to do dry January


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Anyone have any tips for peering out your blinds without looking creepy? Struggling with this one a little.


This is as good a time as any to curl up into a ball and die.


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I’m not the same person I was a few years ago, I’m much worse now.


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To my murderer: I get it


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i’m at that age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off😭😭😭


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I’m going on a road trip back to 1986, who wants to go with me?


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The old lady receptionist at the doctor’s office told me, “Hey! We were born the same year.”


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Well, on the bright side, I have no more New Year's resolutions left to break.


I’m “Twitter used to be cool and I refuse to call it X” years old.


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Good neighbors have an unspoken restraining order


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Today…I was a cunt. All day. I’ll try to do better tomorrow. Go team.


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You should follow more Canadians.


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Not to brag but I don’t even own a Stanley cup.


Is it too much to ask to get some damn sunshine around here?


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I have many different layers. I’m basically a lasagna.


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