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Paul London

@ElLondonProject

Intrepid Traveler, dolphin master, space explorer, and oh yeah, former WWE background player and part time wrestler. (RP/Parody Account only.) #PleaseDontDie

The Jiz looked to be in the middle of his fifth stage of AIDS treatment.


(Rollins RPs are multiplying like jackrabbits in heat.)


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Stuck in an elevator with The Miz, I think I'd rather hug a suicide bomber.


I'd like to meet up and discuss foreign politics with Lana sometime. And by "foreign politics," I mean my penis...


Mars is lovely this time a year.


(I somewhat miss being Ted.)


Jupiter is the biggest planet on Earth.


I assume March 18th is reserved for the patron saint of ibuprofen.


I rub shampoo in my eyes every morning to prepare for the pain of the day.


The quicker you realize all women are the same, life becomes so much easier.


Well there goes Hall's chance at a HOF nomination this year. But I laughed way too hard at this.

ElLondonProject's tweet image. Well there goes Hall's chance at a HOF nomination this year. But I laughed way too hard at this.

I'm pumped for Noah, guys. Russell Crowe picking a fight with two of every animal? Money!


The Hero of the Prophecy, who IS here, but not ALL there...


(New, slightly less shitty username? I tried a dozen better ones that were all taken.)


Haha, you Earthlings and your primitive feelings of "love".


Last second write-in nominee for WWE Insult of the year: Still subjecting the audience to Miz segments in 2013 and beyond.


Late write-in nominee for #WWE's Insult of the year #Slammy: Asking fans to pay $60 for Battleground.


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