El Percolator
@ElPercolator
Appreciating all things coffee one wrestling match at a time.
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A sporting chance is a flawed approach to honor. It shows contempt. As an aside, my coffee is already empty.
@CuveeColdBrew Made a new move called "The ColdBrew Grind." It is very...explicit.
The caffeine content in a given coffee is variable, much like my mood each day. Odd.
FEATURED COFFEE: Los Luchadores is back for a limited time. Order a bag today ➜ bit.ly/1gNt6sV
New grappling rules in D&D 5E allow for legit luchador characters. Nerds always trying to chase my magic, get hurricanrana'd.
Had an opponent yell, "Let's see you brew coffee NOW!" and stomped on my hand. Idiot. I do a pour over after matches. Completely different.
Wrestling secret: airplane spins aren't really all that effective. It's mostly for show.
We will settle this in the squared circle. RT @Moffitt74: I drink more coffee any man ever seen
RT @JournalistsLike: It's Monday again. How do you get pumped up for the week? We choose #coffee. A LOT of coffee.
I rest my case: In the diaries of civil war soldiers, “coffee” appears more often than “rifle,” “cannon” or “bullet." mobile.nytimes.com/blogs/opiniona…
Singlet's getting a little tight(er). Time to switch up my regular drink. *All cows w/in a 50-mile radius slump in relief*
Bringing my own K-Cups from home because the selection at work is inadequate. Starting to think I have a problem.
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