Plastic Man
@ElasticAntics
I don't have a cape, or a Batcave, but I do have some awesome shades.
"Heh, it doesn't work as well as you would think. As our current situation can show as an example."
"Well I can tell you one thing. I never need to carry a rubber." Cue the 'ba dum tss' drum noise.
"It's debatable. Some women give me that look when they're... regardless, you might like it. Who wouldn't?"
"Wow, that really hurt me right here." He said pointing to the wrong part of his chest. "Wait I mean here!" He corrected himself.
"I thought cats were supposed to have good vision? You can't tell that I'm a bonafide stud!?"
"You're telling me, if you seen me randomly walking down the street, that you wouldn't want me to come home with you?"
"Hey, pal! You'd look a lot cooler with a sweet pair of shades. Want some?"
All Lucifer asks is that he be left alone, and that people not be walking conduits of ego. The latter is growing increasingly rare.
"You mean Plastic Man right?"
"You know, for someone who has electric powers, I find it shocking that you chose to look like a lesbian ripoff of Shazam."
"Didn't your parents teach you not to lash out with such harsh language? You fucking douche!" Plastic Man began chuckling at himself.
"Sounds like you're just jealous because you don't have a pair. It would definitely take away from your basic appearance."
"I've got to be the coolest superhero ever, I mean, who else has awesome shades like me!?"
"I bet you never imagined you'd get this close to a hunk like myself, huh?"
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