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Elephant in the Room

@ElephantInDaRum

Just stating the obvious.

If you’re using IG Stories to feign a dinner pic just to not subtly flex buying a $200 bottle of wine, you need help


Can’t wait to spot that particular breed of New York weiners who wear their “I Voted” stickers for the rest of 2022.


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Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found a negroni sbagliato with prosecco shoved inside a Twix. No words.

jillboard's tweet image. Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found a negroni sbagliato with prosecco shoved inside a Twix. No words.

Can some make Slack go down too so we all have snow day? Plz and thanks


Celebrities coming out w/ their own makeup lines is the new fragrance or Walmart fashion line of the early 2000s


Overheard in Brooklyn: “it was like a religion in my family…. My grandma’s last meal was steel cut oatmeal”


This makes me want to cosplay 🧝🏻‍♀️👽🧚‍♀️🧞‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧙‍♀️

My label doesn’t think this is a single what do y’all think? 🤔🤔🧝🏻‍♀️🧝🏻‍♀️💅🏻💅🏻



In my mind: Insta-bae In reality: Potato


Is anyone else feeling like they’re getting insight into what acquaintances you knew in college are going to over sharers like middle aged Facebook women except on IG or is that just me


Sure my friend just got engaged, but I’m still on cloud 9 after the delivery man said “here u go beautiful lady” whilst handing me my UberEats order


The funny thing about cancel culture is that so many people have been cancelled in the past year that it no longer means anything anymore


I thought this was Photoshopped… and it’s not. What the actual fuck.


Real footage of me stepping outside my apartment on any given summer afternoon in NYC:

Popsicles quickly melted as temperature rose above 113 degrees Fahrenheit (45 Celsius) in Palm Springs



One of the great mysteries of life is how people wear long sleeve knit sweaters in humid 88 degree weather


Choose your fighter: Emily in Paris, Sex Life, or Gossip Girl


You can call me a cheuggy hater but the new #GossipGirl feels like it’s trying way too hard to appeal to the youths. I can’t tell if the acting straight up sucks, the writing is horrible, or both


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Oh god travel as a personality is gonna come roaring back


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