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@ElfHunting

The first elf hunter.

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If you can’t fly then run, if you can’t run then walk, if you can’t walk then crawl, if you can’t crawl then wheelchair, if you can’t wheelchair then drive, if you can’t drive you’re drunk. #DailyInspiration #ThursdayThought #ThursdayMotivation #Drunk


Some one asked me today “what would it look like if Jerry Seinfeld was in Star Wars”. I gave them this. #TrumpKimSummit #instagramdown #SingaporeSummit #amazon #At&t #Blockchain #NintendoE3 #AI #TrumpKim #Btc #creative #GiveAway #Languages #Romance #party

ElfHunting's tweet image. Some one asked me today “what would it look like if Jerry Seinfeld was in Star Wars”. I gave them this.
#TrumpKimSummit #instagramdown #SingaporeSummit #amazon #At&t #Blockchain #NintendoE3 #AI #TrumpKim #Btc #creative #GiveAway #Languages #Romance #party

The troll oriented cult in my backyard has launched an attack on the man made volcano. They passive aggressively flooded it with fun-ions.


The man made volcano has started gushing blood and parts of the goat that fell in.


It appears that a goat fell in the man made volcano.


I have started a man made volcano.


I’m sorry to any one who bought my DIY surgery kit. Due to explosive syringes we are expecting a massive recall.


Don’t microwave an air horn!


Russian snakes have invaded my office. I had to explain to the printer specialist at Office Max that they weren’t venomous.


Happy about these new elf cosmetics. It’s about time that elves wear makeup! #MemorialDay

ElfHunting's tweet image. Happy about these new elf cosmetics. It’s about time that elves wear makeup! #MemorialDay

From time to time I ask myself “What would it look like if LeBron James was The Walmart Kid?”. I think this picture says it all. #Celtics

ElfHunting's tweet image. From time to time I ask myself “What would it look like if LeBron James was The Walmart Kid?”. I think this picture says it all. #Celtics

What if there was a little b coffee.


If your refrigerator is running don’t catch it. Since 2012 it has been illegal to keep refrigerators as pets or livestock.


Did you know the chances of winning the US lottery in 1933 was 0%. (There was no US lottery in 1933) #Pranked


My dog is no longer on fire! 🙂 #24hourfitness


80% coffee tables are trying to trick you into bumping into them. The other 20% of coffee tables are kind and are functional members of society. #Coffee #CoffeeTableLove


My 27 day elf hunting trip was fully funded by @kanyewest


Just got back from my 27 day elf hunting expedition!


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