I belong on a beach with messy hair, tanned skin, and all of the margaritas.
People that always know best: 1. Your mom/dad. 2. Your best friend. 3. Your best friend's mom. They see what you can't, believe them.
*Grandma starts talking about MT. Grandma: "Miles City is the best that buckin horse sale is wild." Me: *jaw drops "You've been there?" Grandma: "Yes, I've been there and trust me, it's a time you won't forget, or actually probably remember." Me: *new level of respect for her.
Or the Spur, really just miss the Spur..
I said I miss college today but in reality I just miss it being acceptable to play beer darts by noon on a weekday
That whole don't cross mountains for people who wouldn't climb a hill for you is bullshit. Cross the mountain, be kind, do good, don't expect anything in return, it's called just being a good person. We could benefit from more of those in today's world.
If this isn't the truth.
when my bestfriend got a boyfriend i didn’t lose my bestfriend i just gained another one & if that’s not the mindset you have then you’re doing it wrong
Mom: "..don't waste your time on people who won't spend time on you or things that won't matter in a year. We only have so much time." Me: okay, I felt that mom.
Told my coworker working with her is like being in a relationship, but with none of the benefits.
People who send video snapchats versus a photo with a caption are a different kind of people.
it wouldn’t hurt me to be a little less into queso and margaritas and a little more into fitness lol
Ladies, You marry the man that goes out with you on Saturday nights then church on Sunday morning.
I'm not a jealous person, I just don't share well. There is a difference.
If you've never given yourself a mild concussion opening your car door, are you even trying?
Spent my night with two different brides, weddings are exhausting and these aren't even my own. Hoping all this practicing has me prepared for someday. #professionalweddingplanner
When you sit back and realize God truly gives you what and who you need when you need it. He puts the people you need in your life and removes the rest. Powerful.
*Wearing a shirt with a choker collar Male co-worker who is my father's age: Why are you wearing a dog collar? Me: 🤣🤣🤣
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