Em for Magic
@EmForMagic
Basic Disneyland Trash✌🏻Mental Health Advocate🧠 Asexual-ish💜🖤🤍 Puns for Days🙃
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Successfully wore pajamas to a bar tonight and it totally passed as an outfit. I’ve cracked the code.
This but attending a concert at the Forum
. Me after finally finding my car in the parking lot and trying Me at to exit the a Dodger Stadium for Game: An hour:
Sure it’s a little funny, but it’s kind of just sad to me that American politics is basically a reality tv show full of cliques and petty drama. Like I know it’s “The House” but you don’t need to act like you’re on Selling Sunset
Wow Twitter, can you not?
. Me after finally finding my car in the parking lot and trying Me at to exit the a Dodger Stadium for Game: An hour:
For years I thought there was a song in Guys and Dolls, the opening number in fact, that went “Guys and Dooooolls, we’re just a crazy bunch of guys and dooooolls (yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah!)”
This brings up a delightful question: what joke in the Simpsons did you think was a real thing and only later realized was just a joke? Or vice versa?
Will my man friend be offended if I send him this tweet? It’s shockingly accurate…
When you think about it, Rise of the Resistance is just like riding in a giant Roomba
Now do same day Magic Key reservation cancellation
NEW: Disneyland has modified its dining reservation policy to allow cancellations without penalty up to 2 hours prior to reservation time at most restaurants. The previous policy was one day prior. Walt Disney World officially moved to the same 2-hour policy earlier this week.
Twitter is now serving me ads for Scientology so I guess any inkling of targeted audiences/personalization has gone out the window 😂
Ok but unhappy about what? I’m actually very happy being alone but I’m unhappy about lots of other things (money, society, etc.)
Being alone and unhappy ages you as much as smoking, a new study finds.
Help I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
Being alone and unhappy ages you as much as smoking, a new study finds.
“Ass is acceptable in the Disney universe” - Darren Criss #NoContextD23Expo
This happened to me the one and only time I met up with someone from a dating app. It wasn’t a particularly bad date but it also wasn’t good. Super mediocre and I guess we both thought so because we never heard from each other again!
one-sided ghosting is bad, but two-sided ghosting is one of the most beautiful things we have. just two people silently deciding that they will definitely never contact each other again. it doesn’t get better than that
Just saw a tweet about someone’s dog dying and sobbed uncontrollably for 10 minutes because I will have to experience that one day. I’m not ok but I’m fine.
No one: My brain all day: my money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds
I went to a movie theater last week for the first time in years. Not because of COVID. Because ever since that shooting in Colorado I can’t relax in a movie theater. It takes a lot for me to go.
How many of you have ever been hesitant to, or scared of, going somewhere in the United States for fear that there may be a shooting? Even if only for a moment. How many of you? I want to see something. I know I have.
Radiator Springs Racers is never worth the standby wait or the price of individual Lightning Lane
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I couldn’t care less about Country Bear Jamboree in WDW. I never liked the movie and will never be interested in watching this show.
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Hate on the company all you want but this rabid hatred of Disney adults is starting to feel really weird. It’s kinda hard for ND people to see y’all talking about wanting to sterilize people for having interests you don’t want.
Many lives indeed
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