Gnight! Lay out your worries. Some you'll pay down a bit every day, some evaporate upon being named. Don't bring them into bed, they cast grotesque shadows and leave crumbs like a muhf***ker. Sleep easy.
we put @Stranger_Things quotes on @parksandrecnbc screenshots and it works suspiciously well
I'm ready for the all-female reboot of America.
If Donald Joke Trump removed all of the adjectives from his tweets, he'd have 230 characters to play with.
Life is hard. Don’t lose your sense of humor.
After day three of the flu, I can compare the noises my stomach make to how I assume narwhals communicate.
If you skip the intro to Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, we can't go get tacos together anymore.
"Steph wasnt even trying to go see yo bitch a.."
There is nothing crueler than deporting kids who grew up in America back to a country they don’t even know. #DefendDACA
Police moving cattle to higher ground just outside Dayton, TX with team @contessabrewer @CNBC
"Hey uh.... they're not letting me be racist up here anymore, Can I come back to #Breitbart?" #steveout
Every minute we allow this to persist through tacit encouragement or inaction is a disgrace, & corrosive to our values.
Wanted to tell u what having a show on Seeso allowed us to do. I am so proud of #TakeMyWife.
When you want late night cookout, Bran is that friend saying "I can't do anything, I just started the Whole 30" #gameofthrones
I cannot remember the password for my password protected google sheet that holds all of my passwords. My brain is frying.
Funny friends! Get your 5 mins of funny on! This is your gig, I'm just there for looks.
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