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Emily Schaefer

@EmMSchaefer

Speaker of truths. Narcoleptic. BS in Biology from CMU. Beginner Yogi. Shelter dog enthusiast

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My ex and I used to go to the dog shelter.There was 1 dog that hated him 4 no reason.Should've adopted him. He was a good judge of character


Turned down a date to see @blink182 and All Time Low because I have #morals & am not interested so decided not to lead him on #harddecision


Buys the healthy, expensive, organic, cold-pressed cranberry juice. Decides it tastes best with alcohol. #logic


@CMUconfess2 @CMichCrushes lost the match to this today on campus. If anyone finds it please hmu

EmMSchaefer's tweet image. @CMUconfess2 @CMichCrushes lost the match to this today on campus. If anyone finds it please hmu

All the guys my ex didn't like me around are now the ones asking me out...


@CMUconfess2 PSA- Those turn arounds where you go from one one way street to another one way street(Broomfield) are NOT 2 lanes.


The kind of jello that makes it so you shouldn't drive. #Happyholidays


Im on the "I'm just going to find whatever I can and throw it in a pan" diet (Ie. I don't have the right ingredients for real recipes)#broke


In other news #DavidBowie released an album today. The excitement is real.


So should I spend my tax return on a furry companion (dog) or on a week abroad?


Why is pints more popular than $2 doubles?


I relate to Sleeping Beauty on a personal level. #narcolepsy #perpetualsleep


Finished my homework while watching Tangled. One dream accomplished. #seethelight


Why is it always the middle of the night when reality hits the hardest?


So nauseous I cant eat, but the hunger makes me more nauseous.


I could stare at pictures of water color tattoos all day


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