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@Em_Sharp3
self sabatoge is the game and im winning//.
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“I’m bored out of my gourd my friend” -@SUEtheTrex : retype for pin to profile purposes.
If you love an ADHDer, please understand that when we forget or don't do things. It's not to snub you. It's not because we don't care. We are trying so hard. Help us set up systems, don't shame us.
it is time. to sit on the porch. with my bucket of snacks. and wait for the little monsters. the current offer is. one snack. for every pat on the noggin i receive
is there a reason i feel sleepy after drinking coffee? did i cross some sort of caffeine threshold and go back all the way around?
tennessee resident speaking out against a local anti-lgbt group… she murdered them a bit
I think we all know what must be done here.
witch: *turns me into a frog* now suffer me: *chilling on a leaf* witch: wait me: *experiencing happiness for the first time in my life* witch: wait no
*me sitting like a cooked shrimp* why does my back hurt
Incredible story: "Just east of Yosemite, a bicyclist was pushing through a 100-mile race last month when the unthinkable happened. He ran, literally, into one of the biggest quandaries of the American West: wild horses" By @kurtisalexander 📷 @CAGisMe sfchronicle.com/california/art…
Dadguy 40 years from now
No more emails. If you want something from me you must approach me slowly and calmly with a piece of apple or carrot in your palm with your fingers flat and extended so I do not bite them
Fat Bear Week was clouded by scandal after fake votes skewed the results of a semifinal, but no bear has asked for a recount. n.pr/3RWZAs6
i want more "run errands with me" friends. no i do not want to spend $85 on a dinner to catch up. but i will go to costco and an estate sale with you and then some tacos
this consultation service or be credited as a co-author of the lecture? If you are a prof and think asking this of a student is empowering, know that: 1) its hard for a student to speak up on why the assignment is culturally appropriate in the first place given power dynamics
i used to date a guy who hated my twitter with a burning passion because it was “unintelligent humor”. one time he had a meltdown and nearly broke up with me because i tweeted “egg” and it got 200 likes
no more dating apps. one time in college i met a boy because we both went out onto the porch for some fresh air during a party and he started reading me headlines from a newspaper he found on the ground. more stuff like this
We have a hall of fame post on our hands
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