Emily Teetor Crouth
@EmilyCrouth
A plethora of complete nonsense. Thanks for joining!
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I hate Cinco de Mayo said no Juan ever.
I feel like I could come up with some of my own tweets that are cleaver and witty. But that would take too much energy, so 90% of my feed is just retweets.
Me: You just had a bath, please stay clean My 4-year-old:
My dog looks like he’s about to share a really bad political opinion
If you need some deep cleaning done today, find someone with ADHD who has a paper due tomorrow morning
If I ever get invited to the #MetGala I would replicate one of my past iconic looks…
gilded age has to be the easiest, most easy to follow met gala theme of the latest years yet celebs and designers are still not following it so im starting to believe they just dont give a fuck and use the gala to promote their ready to wear …
A dating app called Unhinged and we just post all out red flags and see if anyone is still interested
Humans need 7 hours of sleep a day So I am officially a cat
RABBIT HUSBAND: You look even better after a full day of work. I don't know how you do it, honey. RABBIT WIFE: They test cosmetics on me.
I'm back now that Elon has bought Twitter. In all seriousness though I used to be a big fan,but it became to toxic during the pandemic. But now there is hope!!!
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