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@EmilyMallingMD

OBGYN • fresh generalist attending • All tweets are my own opinions

I read this as an OB and imagined Nick Cannon with an ultrasound trying to get a CRL 😂

Does Nick Cannon even date these women or does he just show up with prenatal vitamins and an onboarding packet?



OBGYN > GEN SURG > OBGYN > IM > GEN SURG > SURG ONC > OBGYN

Career interests from premed through residency: EM -> Ortho? -> Nvm EM -> Med Peds? -> EM -> Crit -> EM



You know the call was real if your delts are sore 2 days later #feeltheburn #pullingoutbabies


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my occasional rant pleading everyone NOT to hold OCP refills hostage so ppl come in and gets a cancer screening or wellness visit 🙃🙃🙃 OCPs should be OTC & we know this. please consider the ethics of withholding a generous refill (1 year) on medication that should be OTC


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BUT WHAT IS WORDLE


Can the provider who told my patient that surgical management of her ectopic will make her sterile just not? Pls consult me instead. Thx.


One of those incidental omicron deaths that the CDC doesn’t care about was my step-dad’s father. He died last week at 93. Triple vaxxed and living independently. It enrages me and breaks my heart simultaneously.


I’m so annoyed with the perception that illness is something you can fix with enough willpower. It’s very boomer-esq “pull up by your bootstraps” and implies that it’s a moral failing to be sick. No thanks, bye.

Replace half dosage of whatever prescription drugs you’ve been taking with 30 minutes of running on a treadmill every day. Guaranteed to work, might even be enough to replace the full dosage. Can’t argue till you’ve tried it!



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Monday after the holidays got me like:

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I’m at the point where I’d rather go snowblow the driveway than force my child to sleep. #cabinfever


Cheers and happy crossings


During my M3 medicine rotation an ID attending/hospitalist told me that the physical exam is useless, and that really stuck with me…


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I think “pay us more” is the only language a lot of people deeply steeped in capitalism can understand ☹️ Taking the next step into “actually, I would like to not be treated poorly and have a nice human life outside of work” is much more radical


#ItsAWonderfulLife is hitting a little hard today. Capitalism has sucked for a while…


Happy “box, box”-ing day from mine to yours! @Tigers_of_DET #F1

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EmilyMallingMD's tweet image. Happy “box, box”-ing day from mine to yours! @Tigers_of_DET #F1

Family gathering time ie. When “difference between second cousin and first once removed” hits a peak on the Google charts.


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