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Number two is better than number one, that's the Hol Horse philosophy! Got a problem with that?! (Post Stardust Crusaders, serious and crack) [JJBA RP]

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Clint Eastwood: The Man with No Name Hol Horse: The Man with No Friends



"Reckon I ought to get Jonathan somethin' for bein' such a swell pardner."


"I hope y'all are gettin' your old pal Hol Horse a nice present or two! Y'all better believe I'm getting ya somethin' special."


"Well huckle my berry, it's almost Christmas!"


"Do y'all reckon a Halloween Hoedown is in order?"


"Well hold on a minute there. Why would there be Nazis in Mex-E-Co?"


"Howdy everyone!"


"Of course! You know me! Enjoy!"


"The next twenty-four hours then!"


"Don't! I know you got yourself a real large family, so I figured you'd like to to spend some time with them without gettin' annoyed."


"Well it ain't exactly a secret that I kinda annoy you just by standin' around, so for the rest of your birthday, I'll leave you alone!"


"Well then! Happy Birthday! Since it's your special day, I decided to give you the best gift I can, since I'm such a swell fella!"


"Well TARNATION, I hear it's certain Mr. Joestar's birthday today!"


"When there's a Hol, there's a Horse!"


"It's time! It's time! It's Hol Horse time!"


Spins Emperor on his finger so fast it flies off and hits him in the face.


"I already got one friend! Yeah he's a ghost but that's what makes him special! Kinda like a second stand!"


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