Kevin Stefanski, NFL COACH OF THE YEAR #OPENTOWORK
@EmptiestSet
(Parody) Former analytical head coach of the Cleveland Browns. UPenn (Ivy League) alum. I built WINBOT from scratch. 2x NFL COACH OF THE YEAR #Humility
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I'd like to thank everyone for their consistently reasonable expectations over the past 6 years: whether you're a plumber from Parma, a GM from suburban Baltimore, or a tycoon from Knoxville, you understood the limitations of my (substantial) abilities and took things in stride.
I’d just like to remind Browns nation of my goal, which hasn’t changed since I was hired: To occasionally compete for a potential AFC Wild Card berth. We’re right on track for a fourth year in a row. #Browns #Consistency #Accountability #DreamBig
The missed PAT stings a little, but don’t worry guys: 17 play, 53 yard field goal drives are my specialty. We just need to get the ball back. #Browns #CLEvsLAR
To help DTR get ready for today’s Pittsburgh game, I did him a favor and simplified the game plan by only scripting the first 35 plays (instead of 50). As long as he memorizes those in the correct order, we’re golden. #Browns #PITvsCLE
Also, a wise man (Freddie Kitchens) once told me that a Browns season never truly begins until your starting QB has a season-ending injury. He also told me that the punt is just the coward’s interception, and that the fumblerooski should be called the FUNblerooski. #Browns
This is unexpected news, Browns Nation, but it is not time to panic. I was the 2020 NFL Coach of the Year, I’m an analytical mastermind (Myers-Briggs INTJ), and we’re ahead of schedule for our goal (competing for a potential AFC Wild Card berth). We got this. #Browns
Big progress toward our ultimate goal this week. Couldn’t be prouder of our analytical matrices. If we keep playing like this, a potential AFC Wild Card berth could soon become a likely AFC Wild Card berth. #Browns #CLEvsBAL
I’d just like to remind Browns nation of my goal, which hasn’t changed since I was hired: To occasionally compete for a potential AFC Wild Card berth. We’re right on track for a fourth year in a row. #Browns #Consistency #Accountability #DreamBig
I’d just like to remind Browns nation of my goal, which hasn’t changed since I was hired: To occasionally compete for a potential AFC Wild Card berth. We’re right on track for a fourth year in a row. #Browns #Consistency #Accountability #DreamBig
I’ll be honest, I shed a few math tears when I saw Browns fans using analytics while arguing with one another in my mentions. When I got to Cleveland, people were still talking about grit and intangibles and considered completion percentage to be witchcraft. #Browns #Process
Under the new qbr system baker has a 54 qbr rating this year. In tom bradys final year on tampa bay, brady had a 54 qbr. Deahaun 5 draft picks watson, has a 41 qbr. Heck id rather have stroud than watson, houston and tampa are laughing
Fans should quit criticizing the decision to sit Deshaun. If you have a really cool car (e.g., OJ Simpson’s Ford Bronco, JFK’s presidential limo, etc.) in your garage, you don’t take it out in the snow where it can get wrecked. You take care of your investment. #Browns
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