To My Dear Customers
@EnduringRetail
This is where I say all the things I wish I could say to actual customers in 140 characters or less.
"Do you have the thing to plug into the back of the tv to make it wireless? I don't want any power cables or anything connected to it"
If your question starts with "Do you make..." The answer is automatically "Nope"
I don't want to hear about your religion. I'm here to make money so please don't turn this into a philosophical debate. #JustSmileAndNod
Me: *Helps customer find item* Is there anything else I could help you with? Cust: Well that wasn't really helpful. Me *smiles & walks away*
o·ver·time ˈōvərˌtīm/ 1. Time when employees are paid what they're worth.
The next time someone asks me for a white noise machine, I'm going to hand them an FM radio and tell them to tune it to a dead station.
Me: I'm sorry we are out of stock of the item you're looking for. Customer: But it's in your ad! Me: Yes it is, you're very observant.
Customer approaches me at the counter. C: I need headphones. Me: They're in aisle 6. C:Yeah, I know. Me: Ok great, have a good day!
My day is hard enough as it is. Please don't be an ass just to see if you can get a rise out of me.
When your time off request is approved a month in advance and you still end up on the schedule.
It's not that I'm not listening to you, I really just don't care about what you have to say. #SorryNotSorry
Customer: I didn't see what I was looking for in sporting goods. Me: What were you looking for? Customer: Sporting goods. Me: -_-*
Somehow my soul has survived the decimating horrors of retail. I found myself using my customer voice instead of my usual dead monotone.
Pro shopping tip 2: Don't make your pin code 0000, and don't tell your cashier what your pin code is. Just type it in and move along.
Customer: Can you unlock something? Me: I don't have a key for that but I'll have someone meet you here Customer: Ok *walks away*
Irate customer: I could have your job! Me: We're hiring, would you like me to get you an application?
When someone says "I'm never shopping here again!"
To my dear customers, Please don't turn the demo speakers all the way up. The only person who thinks it's funny is you.
Pro Shopping Tip #1: If you treat a sales rep like an idiot they will likely prove you right for their own amusement. #BeNice #retailhell
United States Trends
- 1. #SmackDown N/A
- 2. Olympics N/A
- 3. #TheLastDriveIn N/A
- 4. NDSU N/A
- 5. #DragRace N/A
- 6. #OPLive N/A
- 7. #MutantFam N/A
- 8. St. John N/A
- 9. UConn N/A
- 10. Hunter Hess N/A
- 11. Obamas N/A
- 12. Andrea Bocelli N/A
- 13. Pistons N/A
- 14. Jordynne N/A
- 15. Athena N/A
- 16. Malik Monk N/A
- 17. Kit Wilson N/A
- 18. Scoot Henderson N/A
- 19. Dylan Cardwell N/A
- 20. Lion King N/A
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