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Thanks L'Impératrice for spending 275 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Sonate Pacifique. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/4PwlsrN…


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If you don’t want to groom me like monkeys do then I don’t want it.


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Your dashboard now doubles as an EZ Bake Oven.


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If you'll look at this slide, you can see the Death Star's weaknesses here- *Stormtrooper misses with laser pointer* *Misses again* Actually, no weaknesses. Let's move on.


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Employment pro tip: Find a place to work at with a loud bathroom fan so your coworkers won’t be able to hear you when you’re in there crying.


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Not only do fish on earth have mercury in them, but there are many fish on Mercury with substantial earth content as well. Sharing is caring.


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CUT MY STRIPES INTO ZEBRAS / THIS IS MY EVIL HORSE


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I bet Sister Christian is taking advantage of the low gas prices to do more motorin’ than ever before.


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Esophagus Long tube i am not nice to it Esophagus Slippery pipe it burns all the time Esophagus Wet cylinder With a piece of meat stuck in it Leads to my death


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It is certain that I ate a bunch of shallots today.


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i have serving utensils older than you


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As punishment, I told my teen to find Andrew's Barber Shop in the phone book and he will get his phone back. He's in the residential section on letter A.


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This is the very last time I'm going to ask you if my invisibility potion is working. Do I make myself clear?


Judge: Mr. Giuliani, you may proceed. Rudy Giuliani: *struggles to escape a Chinese finger trap*


Irony, it seems, was not strictly reserved for the Romans


Trump promoting the police when asked a direct question about race is all you need to know


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