EngineerProblems
@Engnr_problems
#1 It's a bad oman, when it works the first time.
The road to success is always under construction.
95% of total time spent in designing is spent to make it idiot- proof
I'm not a pessimist; I'm just an engineer of the worst-case scenario.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I'm not disorganized; I'm just on a scavenger hunt for my keys...again.
The great thing about being an engineer is that you're never wrong; you're just slightly less right.
If you can't fix it with duct tape, you haven't used enough duct tape.
To err is human, but to really mess things up requires an engineer.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
A civil engineer is just a regular engineer, but thinks they're an architect.
Software engineers don't sleep, they just enter a state of suspended animation.
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
"Engineering is the art of making what you want from things you can get." - Jerry Avins
"An engineer is someone who can do for a dime what any fool can do for a dollar." - Arthur M. Wellington
"Engineering is not about perfect solutions; it's about doing the best you can with limited resources." - Unknown
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