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Epic _Chaos

@Epic_Chaos

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

#SitRoom I'm in Ft. Hood atm... Whole city on lock down


Energizer bunny arrested!!! Charged with battery.. :P


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Times Haiku: Yeah, I enjoyed it but I wished I enjoyed it a little bit more. nyti.ms/14xsTXF


Jon Bishop If i had 3 wishes, i think one of them would be that i would appear from a cloud of smoke every time i entered a room


I bet the only sound you hear in hell is a loop of a co-worker talking endlessly about their new haircut


It's funny how news weather people ask you to send in photos of weird weather. I wonder if they are OK if they have nudity in them...


Idk why, but I get creeped out when people say sweet dreams or ask how I slept.


You had "swag", but then it committed suicide.


Got head on the head by a cash register. Now I have money on my mind


::runs cursor along face:: you're beautiful


I wonder what will happen to the person that invents a "no hangover" liquor/beer/wine


Protein, starch, sugar... Basic nutrients for survival. You could survive of PB&J sandwiches!


What happens if you die in hell?


What if your life was an interactive movie?


Is bad to smoke, be on a phone, sit on a metal chair by a tree, when there is lightening?


I can always tell when movies use fake dinosaurs


(S I G H ) I Got a Rolex from the Lesbians next door... they must've misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch" ...


I got banned from WalMart today for taking all the *Caution Wet Floor* signs and moving them in front of the 50 Shades of Grey display....


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